Screwboat
Bruv my girls pregnant!
Lambshank
Is it? Rah, that’s deep man…
Screwboat
I know, I know. Its proper mad.
Lambshank
Yeah blud, proper mad decisions you gotta make. You need to like discuss shit with your girl and dat…
Screwboat
I know, I’m sayin… like what trainers should we get it and shit?! I don’t even know about yoots and dat…
Lambshank
You can get 120s in baby sizes thesedays blud. Jerome got some for his kid innit… but he might be pissed if you get them aswell.
Screwboat
Bruv my girls pregnant!
Lambshank
Is it? Rah, that’s deep man…
Screwboat
I know, I know. Its proper mad.
Lambshank
Yeah blud, proper mad decisions you gotta make. You need to like discuss shit with your girl and dat…
Screwboat
I know, I’m sayin… like what trainers should we get it and shit?! I don’t even know about yoots and dat…
Lambshank
You can get 120s in baby sizes thesedays blud. Jerome got some for his kid innit… but he might be pissed if you get them aswell.
Screwboat
Later! Fuck that brear. My kid would bang up Jerome’s kid from day!
Lambshank
Yeah I hear that! He’s gonna be aggy man. I’m gonna give him a shank at his christenin’ blud then he’ll be able to run tings at nursery and develop you get me.
Screwboat
Safe man safe. Ain’t easy bein’ a dad man. You gotta look after your seed innit…
Lambshank
I know I know…
Screwboat
How’s your kid?
Lambshank
What kid? …Oh shit!
(pause)
Fuck it. That was time ago.
Lambshank
Yeah I hear that! He’s gonna be aggy man. I’m gonna give him a shank at his christenin’ blud then he’ll be able to run tings at nursery and develop you get me.
Screwboat
Safe man safe. Ain’t easy bein’ a dad man. You gotta look after your seed innit…
Lambshank
I know I know…
Screwboat
How’s your kid?
Lambshank
What kid? …Oh shit!
(pause)
Fuck it. That was time ago.
2 comments:
hahahaha thats well funny. have you seen those skits on paramount comedy
leon showed them to me, "secert life of the hoody"
similar concept, but i think yours are funnyer. these are a bit silly. yours sounds more like the kinda coversation that rudes have.
there still worth a watch
http://www.paramountcomedy.com/shortcuts/series.aspx?episodeID=2
that is jokes... it's funny in different ways, you got mor skits, i'll recommend you when leaving comments on peoples blog.
p.s i got moved at chess by my girls old man... posh bastard (lol im just bull shitin) and you know this....
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