Back of the Bus

This is a concept I came up with for a series of skits. It's pretty self explanatory. There are two characters, effectionately known as Screwboat and Lambshank, who have illuminating conversations on the back of the H91.

Screwboat
I must have seen one brear with the exact same hat as me the other day blud!

Lambshank
Later… What did you do?

Screwboat
Obviously I was gonna shank him but then I was like nah so I just jerked it off him when I walked passed and ripped the sticker off!

Lambshank
Oh shit! You ripped his sticker off! I heard about one brear in East who killed his mar-js cos she ripped the sticker of his hat…

Screwboat
Is it..? Nah well this brear didn’t do anyfing bruv. He was all pissed and man was just laughing in his face like “DAAAAAAAHAHA YOUR HAT LOOKS LIKE IT’S FROM BUSH MARKET NOW BLUD!”

Lambshank

Joker. What did he do?

Screwboat
…He said it was from Bush Market…

Lambshank
Seen... yours is from Bush aswell innit?

Screwboat
Yeah… but mine’s got a sticker though.

Lambshank
Standards.